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Are We There Yet? My Journey from a Messed-Up to Meaningful Life
$25.00

In his signature style of stand-up comedy bits, Jeff Allen shares the inspirational and at times laugh-out-loud story of how God rescued him from alcoholism and despair through the book of Ecclesiastes. At times, his story is tragic and even tear-jerking—but in the end, it demonstrates that God takes a customized approach to reaching each of His children. Known as “the King of Clean Comedy,” Allen’s memoir won’t disappoint.

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Limited Edition T-Shirt
$43.95 (Free Shipping!)

Jeff may have messed up a good chuck of his life, but don’t mess up your chance to get this limited-edition T-Shirt! Made from 100% Gilden soft cotton.

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Happy Wife, Happy Life
$14.95

Revisited® (DVD)

Classic Jeff Allen at his very best. Includes Golf Carts, Biblical Names, Poop Boy, Todd, Rice Cakes, Kitty Broke, ADHD, God’s Revenge, BB Gun, Parent’s Prayer, Spousal Communication, Closet Vision, Roaster Chicken, Where Ya Goin? Noise Uniform, Menopause and more. “As of this date, I have ordered 5 copies of, Happy Wife, Happy Life Revisited®. I keep giving them away. Except for one and IT’S MINE! This is the funniest video I have ever seen. The original, Happy Wife, Happy Life®  was hilarious and this one, ‘Revisited,’ is even better.” -Amazon Review

Jeff Allen 3 CD Special
3 CD SPECIAL
$19.90

Just because something looks too good to be true, that doesn’t mean it isn’t! Now you can get three (count ’em) CDs for the price of one. Does it get any better than this?
CDs are:

  • Three Word Vocabulary
  • Happy Wife, Happy Life Revisited
  • Lock the Door

 

Three Word Vocabulary
$9.95

(CD)

Jeff Allen’s latest includes the title track plus Puberty, The Talk, My America, Therapy, Select Comfort, First Valentine’s Day, Eat Meals Together, Teaching Teen to Drive, Love Languages, Buy a Junk Car, Take Up Skiing, Had a Dog, Costume Party, Roaster Chicken (Redux), Parent’s Communication, Hunting and Shooting.

“You’ll laugh until you stop laughing” -Jeff

Happy Wife, Happy Life Revisited
$9.95

(CD)

Classic Jeff Allen at his very best. Includes Golf Carts, Biblical Names, Poop Boy, Todd, Rice Cakes, Kitty Broke, ADHD, God’s Revenge, BB Gun, Parent’s Prayer, Spousal Communication, Closet Vision, Roaster Chicken, Where Ya Goin? Noise Uniform, Menopause and more.

“As of this date, I have ordered 5 copies of, Happy Wife, Happy Life Revisited®. I keep giving them away. Except for one and IT’S MINE! This is the funniest video I have ever seen. The original, Happy Wife, Happy Life® was hilarious and this one, ‘Revisited,’ is even better.” -Amazon Review

Lock the Door (CD)
$9.95

(CD)

“I’d never heard of Jeff Allen before, and happened to hear him on the XM Laugh channel. I almost had a wreck from laughing so hard. I wrote his name down and did a search and found this album and bought it the same night. If you have kids, especially teenagers, you will bust a gut. I’ll definitely be buying more of his things and would love to hear him in person.” – iTunes Reviewer

My Life as a Bystander
$12.95

by Jeff Allen

Jeff Allen says, “Some days all we want to do is butter our waffle. But life doesn’t always cooperate.” My Life as a Bystander is about these kind of days. Jeff also adds, “It’s also about trying to decode the secret code of women. It’s about grandparents who buy your three-year-old a BB gun. And it’s about arguments over cheese.” Sound familiar?

As one who has been married for over two decades and has raised sons, Jeff feels he has something to say on the subject. As a comedian, it’s usually something funny. And it is always interesting, maybe even a little profound.

-GoodReads.com

DVD Downloads
Only $6.99 Each

Download these videos at a great price. Each only $6.99. Currently available: Happy Wife, Happy Life…Revisited, My Heart, My Comedy and the original, Dove-award-winning, Bananas comedy special starring Jeff Allen.

Lock the Door on iTunes
$9.99

Download this great comedy album from your favorite clean comedian, Jeff Allen. Also available, single tracks for just $.99. This item requires iTunes to purchase.

Three Word Vocabulary on iTunes
$9.99

Download this great comedy album from your favorite clean comedian, Jeff Allen. Also available, single tracks for just $.99. This item requires iTunes to purchase.

Happy Wife, Happy Life…Revisited on iTunes
$9.99

Download this classic comedy album from your favorite clean comedian, Jeff Allen. Also available, single tracks for Just $.99. This item requires iTunes to purchase.